Mid-Air Madness: Woman Goes Full Birthday Suit and Drops a Surprise on Southwest Sea

Image by F. Muhammad from Pixabay

Air travel can be stressful, but one passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight from Philadelphia to Chicago decided to really let it all go—clothes, dignity, and… bodily control. In an incident that left fellow passengers traumatized and the cleaning crew horrified, a woman reportedly stripped naked mid-flight and relieved herself right on her seat. Talk about taking the aisle seat a little too literally.

Once the plane landed at Chicago’s Midway Airport, authorities were called in faster than you can say “unscheduled landing.” Naturally, the aircraft was immediately yanked from service and sent for what we can only imagine was the deepest deep clean in Southwest history.

In a statement that tried its best to keep a straight face, the airline said, “Our teams are reaching out to those onboard to apologize for the situation and any delays to their travel plans.” They also reminded everyone that “nothing is more important to Southwest than the safety of our customers and employees”—and presumably their nostrils.

The fate of the bold, unclothed seat-pooper remains unknown, but she’s now unofficially joined the growing hall of fame of airline incidents no one asked for but won’t forget anytime soon.